Quotes
Do your best and have fun.
	--My Dad

People have to talk about something just to keep their
voice boxes in working order, so they'll have good voice
boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful
to say.
	--Kurt Vonnegut in "Cat's Cradle"

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that 
he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved 
so much--the wheel, New York, wars and so on--while all the
dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having
a good time.  But conversely, the dolphins had always
believed that they were far more intelligent than man--for
precisely the same reasons.
	--Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

When you've seen beyond yourself-then you may find, 
Peace of mind, is waiting there-and the time will come 
When you see we're all one,  
And life flows on within you and without you. 
	--George Harrison, "Within You, Without You"

The speed of light sucks.
	--John Carmack

The point is obvious.  There is more than one way to burn a book.  And
the world is full of people running about with lit matches.  Every
minority, be it Baptist/Unitarian, Irish/Italian/Octogenarian/Zen
Buddhist, Zionist/Seventh-day Adventist, Women's Lib/Republican,
Mattachine/Four Square Gospel feels it has the will, the right, the
duty to douse the kerosene, light the fuse.  Every dimwit editor who
sees himself as the source of all dreary blanc-mange plain porridge
unleavened literature, licks his guillotine and eyes the neck of any
author who dares to speak above a whisper or write above a nursery
rhyme.
	--Ray Bradbury

Yes, I am a criminal.  My crime is that of curiosity.  My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.  You may stop
this individual,but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
	--The Mentor

Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with 
me rather than I with her?
	--"An Apology for Raymond Sebond", Michel de Montaigne

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude.
But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.
Most of 'em just cheat on you.
	--Silent Bob in "Clerks"

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession
of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
	--Jane Austen, "Pride and Prejudice"