Tina the Troubled Teen
She's fourteen, listens to Switchblade Symphony, cuts Geography class, and smokes cloves when no adults are around!
Today's Weather in Hell
If you're like most people, there are going to be some serious changes in your life if and when Hell actually gets around to freezing over. With all this at stake, don't you want to be able to keep close track of weather conditions in the Abyss?
Uncle Hyman
You need advice. Oh shut up, you do. You need advice like a fondue party needs napkins and your old uncle Hyman is just the one to give it to you. He's been around the block a few times, but he also understands the young people. "I understand the young people" is how he puts it. So sit back and let Uncle Hyman throw you bits of wisdom like a seal trainer throws fish parts.