"By the time he arrived in Hoffman Estates, IL, Marilyn Manson had resorted 
to leaving flaming bags of dog feces on doorsteps and shining a flashlight 
under his chin to make himself look 'spooky.' He was ultimately chased 
from a Hoffman Estates subdivision by a group of bicycle-riding teenagers 
who advised him to 'get [his] chalk-white goblin ass' out of their
neighborhood."
				- The Onion, 01/31/01