Current Projects

Home-type Stuff:

Keeping my house clean(ish), my creditors paid, my parents happy, my friends informed, myself fed, and my TV on...

Work-type Stuff:

It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Actually, I just don't know how what I'm doing relates to the rest of the company in an "explainable-to-the-public" sort of way. So, suffice it to say that I'm gainfully employed doing something.
 

Yeah, Whatever