Jim's Private Little War

Why Are You Here?

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Welcome to my home page. Please pardon the mess: I'm not a big believer in personal home pages, but I figure I should have something a little more informative than the "This is a test" page that was posted here for well over a year.

To the best of my knowledge, the HTML constructs in these pages are reasonably standard (i.e., the layout is simple and boring). Thus, they should look more or less all right in any reasonably full-featured browser. If anything looks messed up, feel free to drop me a line.

What's New?

Judging by the rate at which this page is updated, not a lot. However...

It's the end of the world as I knew it.

Pictures from Olga and Miguel's wedding!

Julie and I got married on September 30, 2000. See the evidence for proof of this astounding fact.

All About Me

If you want to know what I'm doing right at this very minute, get a life. Seriously. If you really must know, check out my live video feed, coming at you at the astonishing rate of one frame a minute.

Once upon a time, I had a contact info page with all sorts of information about how to get in touch with me. However, I eviscerated it in the interest of getting fewer visits from the alt.philosophy.jarf crazies.

Coming Soon!

Sooner or later, I'm going to add some more fascinating information about myself and my life to this page. If you know of any interesting anecdotes or humorous recollections that you won't mind if I appropriate and work into my life story, drop me a line.

For now, I'll have to settle for for a link to my page of bowling scores. Hey, don't laugh. It's dirt cheap at the Illini Union, and it beats... well, it beats what I'd be doing otherwise.

Folks' Pages

These are people whom I'm brazenly claiming to know. Please don't tell them I've put up links to their pages, lest the truth come out.

Write to Joe and tell him that his "Jim's Embarrassment" page isn't funny. Write to Neil and tell him he looks an awful lot like Keanu Reeves.