i have not updated this site in forever..but apparently it has become rather popular. and so popular that i am the top hit for googling math pick up lines. i feel really special now, or at least excessively nerdy. i added some of the new suggestions for math pick up lines as well as some of my own and those that others have pointed out to me.. i am glad that there are more math nerds out there that have taken enough math classes to enjoy these.

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not a math pick up line, but i find it amusing: mathochist, a term i coined for myself many years ago.

also i find "will integrate for food" to be a quite useful slogan as a poor college student (or starving imsa student).

From Liza:
"Hey...nice asymptote."
"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain."
"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior."

from Jiheon:
I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

from Aniel:
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

a math romance
They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.

if you liked that..read the tale of polly nomial

being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge

can i explore your mean value?

Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

i = Ø when i am not with you

my love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

What's your favorite linear transformation?

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.

i'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.

Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit.

let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge

let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume

if i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.

your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.

my love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded

my love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

my love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

you and i add up better than a riemann sum

i hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

you've got more curves than a triple integral

i wish i was your problem set, because then i'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.

int[2x,x,10,13]?

i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

you fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus

ok, well this isn't a math pick up line per se..your mama's so fat she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself

your mama's easier than finding a trivial solution.

if you have any others, email me at freakyjo at imsa.edu ;)